I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
