I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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