Your face is a jimmy john
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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