he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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