she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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