youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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