Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My bed smells like the plague
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