Plan B is the new Plan A
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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