Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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