Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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