i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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