So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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