I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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