He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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