just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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