when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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