Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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