i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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