Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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