i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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