Sponge bath it is.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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