whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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