do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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