You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
