He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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