they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I forgot how hot balto sounded
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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