i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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