Dual....:-)
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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