we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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