i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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