do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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