i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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