But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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