just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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