im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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