If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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