So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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