we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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