I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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