I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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