So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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