It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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