So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
