you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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