walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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