I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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