drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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