In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm at about main and main street
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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