Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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