So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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