try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It's blow job season.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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