ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
ugly people sure do ruin things
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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