Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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