I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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