the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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