i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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